Saturday, December 10, 2011

I'm Feeling Girlish Today. Think I Will Use the Ladies Dressing Room

Apparently Macy's has fired one Natalie Johnson for not allowing a cross dressing man into the dressing area reserved for women. The nerve of that woman. Perhaps she did not get the memo on political correctness. This little episode has the usual suspects blowing their horns and banging their drums about "inclusion" and "discrimination," etc. etc.  Of course they are applauding the release of Ms. Johnson from employment.

I got news for ya pal. If you sport cock n balls then you are a male. You might want to be a women and you might even think that you really are a women. No matter. Your plumbing settles the question. Have a wing wong? The men's dressing room for you. You can wear a skirt if you like.

You know, on second thought, instead of feeling girlish, I feel like a Black man today. I want to be Black. I think I am so. I know I really should be. Therefore, despite all evidence to the contrary, I am a Black man. With all rights and privileges........

In a sane world Ms. Johnson would be right and Macy's wrong.

5 comments:

Steve Bailey said...

Wing Wong? I have never heard this one....... and I am a sort of "Meat and Potatoes" kind of slang weiner term afficianado... Well done!!!

Bartender Cabbie said...

Thank You Sir. I must admit I stole "wing wong" from the late great Lewis Grizzard.

nikita coltrane said...

At first I thought "Wing wong? Are you 9 years old?" But it's no more childish and simple than the rest of the petulant, shortsighted nonsense on your blog, so I needn't have been shocked.

Bartender Cabbie said...

Why Thank you Nikita. Could do without the porn on your link though. reader beware. Clicking on Nikita brings you to a bit of graphic gay buggery. If that is your thing, then by all means...click.

Bartender Cabbie said...

Nikita I may as well add that you might be a filthy little rodent.