Tuesday, July 26, 2011

That Wiki Wacky Wu

It seems that another member of the esteemed body has gotten in a bit of hot water because of his ding dong. No, it is not Young Anthony this time although I bet he is grateful that David Wu is now in the spotlight. It is alleged that this Wu had some kind of sexual encounter with a (legal aged?) teenage daughter of a "family friend." I would wager that the "friend" is not feeling very kindly toward Wu at the moment.
It is also being reported that Wu had been accused in the past of "rape" quite a number of  years back.  Rape is not being alleged now, just a bit of "improper and aggressive sexual behavior." Whatever that means. I guess old habits die hard for Dave. Of course now he is "going to take care of the interests of his family." Just like an upstanding family man.

Incidentally there is a very potent drink known as the Wiki Wacky Woo. It is sure to unleash the beast in those so inclined. Might even cause an old feller to think that a bit of "improper and aggressive sexual behavior" is quite the thing. The right thing. The proper thing. There are numerous variations but the following recipe is pretty much the standard.

Wiki Wacky Woo
1/2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Rum
1/2 oz. Bacardi 151-proof Rum
1/2 oz. Tequila
1/2 oz. Triple Sec
1 oz. Amaretto
1 oz. Orange Juice
1 oz. Pineapple Juice
1 oz. Cranberry Juice
Combine all ingredients with ice and pour into a hurricane or parfait glass. Garnish with an orange slice and a cherry. Some people prefer it shaken or stirred like a Martini. I don't know why.

Hopefully you have a designated driver.

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