Your discussion with us concerning gun control during Monday Night Football was an eye opening experience for us all. The fog has lifted and the path is clear. We now know what we, as a nation, are tasked with. The road will be long an arduous but with you by our side we feel confident that we will prevail.
Mr. Costas you are to be complimented on your unparalleled knowledge of the sporting world and indeed all subjects. Your greatness and intelligence is perhaps only surpassed by your uncanny ability to jock sniff and ass kiss. You are an inspiration to us all. Some will be inclined to emulate you and follow in your footsteps but they will be seen as pikers and pretenders when compared to a the rare genius that is you.
Bob (if I may be so bold), you are an American treasure. A mind like yours is thing of beauty and an awe inspiring marvel. We, as a people, are truly blessed that you live in this age and we can share in your magnificent journey. It is difficult to see how this nation can get along without your guidance and wisdom keeping us on the right path. We couldn't do without you Bob. Keep up the good work. We know you won't let us down.
A Grateful Nation