Monday, June 6, 2011

Say it Ain't So

Well young Anthony "came" clean today. Appears that the wiener in question is indeed his wiener. I admit that I did not think him stupid enough when this episode first reared its ugly head but since began to have doubts. Now, by his admission, he is a weenie wagger. Don't they put folk in jail for that? I don't guess it is the same thing as going to the local green grocer and waving a penis at people, but it is kinda in the same ballpark.  Well sort of. I must say the whole thing couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. He is a little screamer of a man and his act just wouldn't fly down in this neck of the woods. Oh well, the whole thing is fairly amusing of course and it is made even better by young Anthony having the misfortune of being saddled with the last name of "Weiner." Great comedy. It gets even better. Apparently Nancy Pelosi (of all people) wants to have the ethics committee investigate the fact that Weiner is basically a flasher. Fair enough. Does congress have a sanity committee? If so they are long overdue for a little investigation into poor ole Nancy.

Now thinking about folk from that general part of the country, I took in a little bit more of the most ridiculous, but somehow mesmerizing, show Jerseylicious a bit ago. Those folk live on another planet. The women should all be in porn.They certainly look like porn bimbos. I thought about asking my wife again about my now defunct plan to become a "filmmaker" but decided against it. Funny thing; at one point one of the guys on the show informed us that his father was a "hoormaster" in his younger days. I like that vato. I like that. I think maybe I should check in with my better half about the possibility of becoming a "hoormaster" myself.

I'll get back to you on that.

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