Sunday, June 26, 2011

My Last Word on Jerseylicious. I Promise (sort of)

Just watched another episode of the ridiculously mesmerizing Jerseylicious. The folk on this show, as noted before, are silly beyond measure. Hard not to watch this train wreck though. Now I am worldly enough to know that most folk from planet Jersey do not talk or act like this. A lot of viewers probably think that everybody from the area are as stupid as this though. One thing that is interesting  is the names that the guys on the show have. There is an Anthony, Frankie, Mikey, and I just know there has to be a Pauly floating around somewhere. One of the guys father (the Hoormaster) was dressed in a wife beater, sporting many tattoos, and wearing the obligatory Crucifix chain. He also talked like he was auditioning for membership with the DeCalvalcante crew.  Can't get more stereotypical than that.

I suppose if there was some type of "reality" show based in Texas than the whole cowboy stereotype would be the order of the day. The guys would of course have to have names like Justus, Justin, Travis, Cletus, Rowdy and BillyBob(one word). Who in Hell's name would name a kid Cletus or Rowdy? Some do. Of course everybody would be bull riders and drive ridiculously large pick up trucks. You know - just like we all do here in the Lone Star State.


Jayhawk said...

Just finished watching a rerun of Lonesome Dove on TNT.

Best. TV. Serial. Ever.

I remember when it first ran. We had "Superbowl" scope parties on "Lonesome Dove nights." We all wept when Deets got killed, and there was not a dry eye in the house when Gus expired.

bartendercabbie said...

LOL. Good one.

bartendercabbie said...

Lonesome Dove is "Texas" no doubt.