Let us Celebrate the Diversity

I was reading Gary Fouse's blog post concerning the California Gay thing that is to go into effect. The funny thing is that Gary mentioned that celebrating the accomplishments, just because a person happens to by Gay, is similar to celebrating Bill Clinton's rise to the highest office; and oh by the way he (Clinton) is a sexual predator. I found that pretty comical. Here are a few things I think we should add in text books as long as we are all going to celebrate all this diversity.

Under the heading of:

Hoormasters: Bill Clinton of course would need to be included in this section. Let us not forget JFK. I am sure there is a whole list of men who have had achievement in all fields of endeavor who would be included in this section. Remember Gary Hart? Perhaps he is too insignificant to mention. Certainly Jimmy Swaggart would need to have at least a paragraph or two.

Manslaughterer: There is absolutely no way that Edward Kennedy, the Liberal Lion, can be left out of this category. If old Teddy could do it well then....

Drunkards: Teddy gets to be included in at least two categories. There are a whole lot of others. List is too long to mention on this forum.

Wienie Waggers (both alleged and confirmed): The alleged wienie wagger Al Gore (you ole swinger you) will for certain receive top billing in this category. His work on "Global Warming" is either based on scientific evidence or not. He allegedly enjoys aiming his woody at massage "therapists." Pretty good job if you can get it.
Anthony Weiner will most certainly need to be added to this category. At this time there is an exploratory committee deciding the important issue of adding the category of "Cyber Flasher." If agreed upon, then Weiner will be placed in this category also in the upcoming edition of the text.

We could go on and on here. Why stop at merely segregating ourselves into race, gender, sexual orientation, etc?

Let us celebrate the diversity.


H/T garyfouse.blogspot.com

Say it Ain't So

Well young Anthony "came" clean today. Appears that the wiener in question is indeed his wiener. I admit that I did not think him stupid enough when this episode first reared its ugly head but since began to have doubts. Now, by his admission, he is a weenie wagger. Don't they put folk in jail for that? I don't guess it is the same thing as going to the local green grocer and waving a penis at people, but it is kinda in the same ballpark.  Well sort of. I must say the whole thing couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. He is a little screamer of a man and his act just wouldn't fly down in this neck of the woods. Oh well, the whole thing is fairly amusing of course and it is made even better by young Anthony having the misfortune of being saddled with the last name of "Weiner." Great comedy. It gets even better. Apparently Nancy Pelosi (of all people) wants to have the ethics committee investigate the fact that Weiner is basically a flasher. Fair enough. Does congress have a sanity committee? If so they are long overdue for a little investigation into poor ole Nancy.

Now thinking about folk from that general part of the country, I took in a little bit more of the most ridiculous, but somehow mesmerizing, show Jerseylicious a bit ago. Those folk live on another planet. The women should all be in porn.They certainly look like porn bimbos. I thought about asking my wife again about my now defunct plan to become a "filmmaker" but decided against it. Funny thing; at one point one of the guys on the show informed us that his father was a "hoormaster" in his younger days. I like that vato. I like that. I think maybe I should check in with my better half about the possibility of becoming a "hoormaster" myself.

I'll get back to you on that.