My Last Word on Jerseylicious. I Promise (sort of)

Just watched another episode of the ridiculously mesmerizing Jerseylicious. The folk on this show, as noted before, are silly beyond measure. Hard not to watch this train wreck though. Now I am worldly enough to know that most folk from planet Jersey do not talk or act like this. A lot of viewers probably think that everybody from the area are as stupid as this though. One thing that is interesting  is the names that the guys on the show have. There is an Anthony, Frankie, Mikey, and I just know there has to be a Pauly floating around somewhere. One of the guys father (the Hoormaster) was dressed in a wife beater, sporting many tattoos, and wearing the obligatory Crucifix chain. He also talked like he was auditioning for membership with the DeCalvalcante crew.  Can't get more stereotypical than that.

I suppose if there was some type of "reality" show based in Texas than the whole cowboy stereotype would be the order of the day. The guys would of course have to have names like Justus, Justin, Travis, Cletus, Rowdy and BillyBob(one word). Who in Hell's name would name a kid Cletus or Rowdy? Some do. Of course everybody would be bull riders and drive ridiculously large pick up trucks. You know - just like we all do here in the Lone Star State.

Another Veto Issued

I floated a trial balloon about my plan to get some high dollar digital video (or real film) equipment and begin a career in "adult" films. The Jerseylicous bimbos inspired me. My better half vetoed the whole thing. I tried to explain that I was henceforth to be known as Mustafa Ibrahim al Sugarlandi and, as newly minted Muslim man, would do damn well as I please. That just did not seem to work. I also mentioned that "I am a filmmaker and will never make a movie on videotape." She told me to zip it. Can you imagine?

Damn.

Again With These Hookers

I again found myself again watching the incredibly stupid show Jerseylicious.  Just today I heard Michael Savage mention that one should never underestimate the stupidity of the American people. He mentioned the popularity of Oprah I think, and I just bet that he would find this show concerning New Jersey hairdressers to be a sign of the decline of our civilization. Be that as it may, I wondered if I could be included as one of the stupid Americans who enjoy tripe on television while "Rome" burns. Perhaps so. This Jerseylicious is a lot like watching some kind of train wreck. It is mesmerizing.  The women are actually orange (from tanning I suppose) and dress just like streetwalkers. I suppose they think it classy but they look cheap and ridiculous. I found the inner pornographer in me thinking how cool it would be to direct, (just like a modern day Gerard Damiano) a film starring these lovely ladies. Some guy on the show named Anthony, (of course, it is New Jersey after all), fueled the fire by telling one of the ladies how she needed a facial.......

I need to buy some professional video equipment.

Bad Television

I have watched a couple of episodes of a "reality" show called Jerseylicious (I think) which has to be some of the most ridiculous and trashy nonsense I have seen in a long long time. The program features some strange looking women with annoying accents who appear to be dyed orange. I guess they think it a tan. Their gigantic breasts poke out a great deal also but even that is strangely unappealing. They look like Oompa Loompa's with boobs. It is pure trash broadcast to the masses. No wonder the Mohammedans are pissed.