I will apologize right out of the box for my immaturity and I hope it doesn't offend you. I have said before that my immaturity tends to run rather deep. There are a lot of things very important going on in the nation and world (not the least of which is a possible military conflict between two Mohammedan nations), but right now I just am not all that interested. I am however interested in bumper stickers that I would like to see (but with one notable exception, never will).
1. Ditch the Kenyan
2. Can you tell me where to get a rub and a tug
3. I would rather be getting wanked by a China woman
4. Smokers for Christ
5. Bugger Off - I'm Muslim
6. Muslims For Christ
7. Whales are yummy
8. Imperialism is Good
9. Sharia: Good for you. Good For your Family
10. I would rather be watching porno
11. We should have picked our own cotton ( I actually saw a car with this bumper sticker about 30 years ago and was so astounded that I remember exactly where I was when I saw it).
12. Fix the Problem: Annex Mexico
13. No second term for South Side Slim
14. Stand Clear - I'm on Viagra
15. I Smoke - You Be Damned
16. Soccer: Un American Nonsense
17. Golf is Stupid
19. Chris Hayes is a Twit
20. Rachel Maddow? I don't like that guy
I guess that will do for now.