What Could a Weiner Do?

I bet that Young Anthony wished that his little wiener exposure could have waited a month or so to rear its' ugly head. With all the hoopla surrounding that sociopath down in Florida, Anthony's ding dong would not have gotten near as much exposure. It is all about the timing you see. His luck was just bad.

Rome burns and we obsess about some guys cock and an (alleged) child murderer. Americans can really be stupid. No wonder the Mohammedans are pissed. Course personally I would trade Anthony still screeching on the House floor if the little girl was allowed to live her life.

 I don't hate Young Anthony, just find him a bit silly. I can't say the same for the Florida sociopath. I think she did it.

 Whats not to hate?

Did the Wangs Expose Weiner's Wang?

It seems that the U.S. guvment is accusing the Red Chinese of some sort of hacking episode. If I were young Anthony I would take advantage of that one. I would claim that the evil PRC is behind "tweeting" a pic of my (alleged) wang. Of course I am not Anthony and for that I am thankful. His "career," not to mention possibly his marriage, may well be destroyed over this little episode. I am still not completely convinced yet (getting there) that the pics in question are of Anthony's dork but I would wager the truth will be unleashed before long. Yes, everything will likely come to a head very soon and I am pretty sure Anthony will get the shaft.

Sucks for you Tony. Arrogant ass!  I would play up the Red Chinese angle for all it is worth.

 Just a little free advice from "the cab."

Distraction? I Bet It Is

Apparently this Weiner wants to move on past the little "distraction" that is plaguing his life of late. I bet he does. As I have said before, I don't think this is Weiner's wiener but I could be wrong. I sort of hope it is his ding dong though. That is a bit sad I admit. The guy is a class "A" prick and screeches louder than a queen in a beauty shop. I don't like screechers much. Especially those that happen to be male.  I also don't seem to tire of that whole "Weiner's wiener" thing. A bit immature I know, but as I have before noted, my immaturity tends to run pretty deep.

The Weiner Incident

Apparently this Anthony Weiner has had some problem with some sort of photo of some briefs with a rod, allegedly his, showing through. Now I do have a problem with this. It is doubtful that this man Weiner would be stupid enough to "Tweet" a pic of his wiener, either hidden by briefs or unleashed. However I might add that stupid self destructive behavior is not out of the ordinary for those in positions of power. Happens all the time. I just don't think that Weiner is to blame here. One reason I don't believe this to be a picture of Weiner's wiener is that a man who is as big a prick as young Anthony likely has a small, well, you know. The photo that is circulating on the net is of anything but a wee wiener. Therefore it just goes to reason that the weiner in question can not be Weiner's wiener. While this man Weiner is quite a wiener the wiener in the photo is likely not his  wiener. 

I could be wrong.