Just Like In Egypt

I have been viewing some photos of the "marchers" in Wisconsin and I think I finally get it. They are protesting for their right to have mocha lattes and sport designer fashions. Reminds me of those folks in Egypt. After all, the "Badgers" have been braying about the similarities between the protests in Cairo and Madison. You know, I have also noticed, and this is really the crux of the matter, that the women of Wisconsin tend to be a bit, shall we say; portly. I was there on business a few years back and it seems to me I made note of this phenomena back then.  Must be all that good cheese and brats.