Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Bumper Stickers You Won't See - An Exercise in Immaturity

I will apologize right out of the box for my immaturity and I hope it doesn't offend you. I have said before that my immaturity tends to run rather deep. There are a lot of things very important going on  in the nation and world (not the least of which is a possible military conflict between two Mohammedan nations), but right now I just am not all that interested.  I am however interested in bumper stickers that I would like to see (but with one notable exception, never will).

Bumper Stickers


1. Ditch the Kenyan

2. Can you tell me where to get a rub and a tug

3. I would rather be getting wanked by a China woman

4. Smokers for Christ

5. Bugger Off - I'm Muslim

6. Muslims For Christ

7. Whales are yummy

8. Imperialism is Good

9. Sharia: Good for you. Good For your Family

10. I would rather be watching porno

11. We should have picked our own cotton ( I actually saw a car with this bumper sticker about 30 years ago and was so astounded that I remember exactly where I was when I saw it).

12. Fix the Problem: Annex Mexico

13. No second term for South Side Slim

14. Stand Clear - I'm on Viagra

15.  I Smoke - You Be Damned

16. Soccer: Un American Nonsense

17. Golf is Stupid

19. Chris Hayes is a Twit


20. Rachel Maddow? I don't like that guy



I guess that will do for now.





13 comments:

Jayhawk said...

How to avoid being on a jury: wear a tee shirt that reads, "Save the gay whales for Jesus."

Anonymous said...

How about NUKE GAY WHALES ? Put that on the bumper of your truck, you'll get some honks and nasty squinty eyed looks.

I'd rather ride a pogo stick through a NOW convention . . .

Bartender Cabbie said...

I may have to use one of those the next time I am called or jury duty

Ema Nymton said...

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"RepublicanT Party - Veterans Don't Deserve $h!t."

"RepublicanT Party - What's In It For Me?"

"RepublicanT Party - Swiss Bank Accounts are not the people's business.

Ema Nymton
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Bartender Cabbie said...

Well I would have to say that Swiss bank accounts are not the people's business. If I was a wealthy guy I think I would have one too.

Ema Nymton said...

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Tax dodging and tax evading are acceptable in a candidate for President? Really?

"If I was a wealthy guy I think I would have one too."

Dream on.

Ema Nymton
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Bartender Cabbie said...

Wel I won't be getting rich any time soon most likely.

Ema Nymton said...

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"Wel I won't be getting rich any time soon most likely."

Tax dodging and tax evading are acceptable in a candidate for President of USA?

Ema Nymton
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Bartender Cabbie said...

Tax avoidance is within the law. Any business person (or business) does so. That is what accountants are for after all.

Tax evasion is not legal and it would not be acceptable for a candidate to be an evader.

I suppose you are saying that Romney is a tax evader. You heard or read this somewhere, chose to believe, and therefore (in your mind) it must be true.

Anyone can play that game.

I have heard that Obama is a Kenyan. I have suspicions that this may be true. So, without any basis of fact, I will choose to believe that Obama is a Kenyan and therefore not legally qualified to hold the office of President of the United States.

See how easy that is?

Ema Nymton said...

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"I suppose you are saying that Romney is a tax evader."

No actually. Gaming the system within the law has always been a valid tactic in life. I am saying Mr Romney should prove that he is not evading USA and other international taxes by supplying appropriate valid documents pertaining to off-shore bank accounts.

"... without any basis of fact, ..." You mean like Mr Obama's birth certificate?

"I will choose to believe that Obama is a Kenyan and therefore not legally qualified to hold the office of President of the United States." Yes, I know. It ain't a lie if you want to believe it.

Without oversight one has to wonder what and why is being hidden out of USA.

Ema Nymton
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